Christmas at Hogwarts
Christmas at Hogwarts
"Is there anything you would not do for your family?"
if you need me ill be on the floor crying
DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
This photo just makes me happy for some reason.
is it because jared looks like he’s wearing a floor length dress?
1027 notes later and someone finally gets it.
how much fabric would someone need to make a floor-length dress for Jared though
All of it
Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should.
You do you.
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.
I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.
if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices
Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?
That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering.
and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM
I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between 'Last of the Time Lords' & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle'
Whatever you call it, it is working.
Aiya Van Kooten everyone
When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
This is the best story of my life
“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!
Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!
This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
GUYS BUT THIS HURTS SO MUCH LET ME TELL YOU OF MY PAIN
Let’s say that John had to leave really abruptly on a hunting trip (because let’s face it, that probably happened more than a few times). He probably just dropped the boys off at a half-assed motel, leaving Dean with some cash, a bit of food, and a warning to shoot first, ask questions later, and always look out for Sammy, no matter what.
Then let’s say that John was gone longer than anticipated. The food and money would be slowly running out. Dean would be too young to work. Maybe he’d resort to shoplifting in order to get food. But what little he could scrounge up, there is no doubt in my mind that he would always give it to Sammy, leaving the barest amount for himself. AND THAT’S HOW HE KNOWS WHAT BEING THIS HUNGRY IS LIKE.
maybe that’s also why Dean would later on grow up and just eat as much as he could manage in one meal because he wouldn’t know when his next meal might be. I’m convinced that that’s why we always see him eating more than Sammy.
And maybe that’s why he gets so much pleasure in the food he eats. He’s not just gluttonous, but he genuinely is like “THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING EVER” and means it.
And he loves pie, not just because Mary would make pie with him, but because it harkens back to a time when he didn’t have to worry about going hungry. When everything was warm and happy and safe, and pie is his most vivid sensory connection to that time.
It’s okay, I didn’t need my feels you guys, they’re perfectly fine shattered into tiny little pieces.
You... you surprised me.
Supernatural AU: John Barrowman as the Human!Impala
“So you’re saying this….this guy is…”
“Yeah, Dean. I think it’s your car.”
“You got it, big guy. But don’t worry, handsome, you can keep calling me Baby.”
“…Sammy, I think he’s coming on to me.”
God does not love me enough to make this happen.